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These are some lies we made up about Columbia.
The ghost of a bound up man came into sight in a Columbia area hardware store, wandering the aisles. This precise ghost has been spotted time and again in this neighborhood.
A space man from space was observed collecting wood for a fire in Worthington State Forest late at night.
Alexander the Great was perceived late at night scrutinizing Woodcock Bar in detail.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been seen on the apex of Mount Tammany before dawn glancing at the vista.
The phantom of a hobo is often noticed before dawn conducting a guided outing of Indian Head to a collection of spirits. Well, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that is better not messed with.
The spirit of a young-looking lady covered in blood has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions at Auxiliary Reservoir Dam at night seeking something. If you listen to the locals, this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished past dweller of Columbia.
A space alien from planet Venus may be distinguished very often slurping water from Buttermilk Falls at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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