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These are some lies we made up about Closter.
Archimedes may often be spotted at Anderson Brook late in the night chucking pieces of wood into the stream.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian combatant has sometimes been witnessed obliterating an object up on Andre Hill. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that any wise person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A gargantuan lamb is every now and then noticed visiting The Palisades in the early morning hours.
A gigantic lovebird has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions at Alpine Boat Basin late in the night taking in the landscape.
A cyclop may once in a while be perceived scrutinizing Skunk Hollow in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of a jet pilot has repeatedly been made out chatting into the night as if someone besides was there.
An alien from deep space is frequently spotted peeking through trailer windows in Closter after midnight.
The frightening phantom of a Barbarian has been said to have been perceived
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on numerous instances by Spuyten Duyvil Creek sniveling. Whatever people say, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A creepy skeleton may regularly be observed rummaging around in trash cans on a Closter residential street.
A glowing human body can be made out very often attempting to touch something
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down next to the water at Tubby Hook.
The ghost of a young man sporting a coat has every so often been perceived covering a body by a big rock in Amman Park late at night. Based on what the folks who live here declare, this spirit is that of a local person who existed here in Closter long ago.
A massive giraffe is every now and then spotted on a Closter residential road at midnight.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Closter.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship can now and then be spotted staring at a guy slumbering in a bed in a residence in Closter.
A decapitated gentleman was observed in a supermarket in the Closter vicinity. There are many testimonies with reference to this phantom in the vicinity. One thing's for certain, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that is rather not interrupted.
A lady with her right arm and left leg cut off appeared quite near Seth Low Pierrepont State Park Reserve gazing
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angrily at the eye witness. Additional stories of this ghost have been conveyed. Local people who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the tranquility in Closter.
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Ghost Sightings From Closter
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Ghost Sightings From Closter
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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