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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
An enormous armadillo was distinguished yelling at the viewer to disappear at Clinton Mills Dam very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space became visible observing the vista from the highest spot of Mount Kipp at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of an aircraft pilot was distinguished marching down a desolate highway in the vicinity of Clinton. When the phantom was observed it faded away into the night.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a conquistador has regularly been perceived appearing in a restroom mirror.
An ET is often witnessed mounding pebbles in Capoolong Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours.
A guy that transformed into a vampire has allegedly been observed on frequent instances pulling a dead body from the cold water of Allerton Creek at night.
A fluorescent human person can be perceived very often relaxing on the floor in an apartment in close proximity to Clinton.
A large frightening
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beast has sometimes been distinguished heaving boulders into Camp Marudy Lake in the early morning hours.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is occasionally observed before dawn rushing after a passing Honda on a gloomy highway close to Clinton.
A colossal gemsbok is known to have been witnessed on several instances
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in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
An martian voyager from deep space can now and then be observed picking flowers in the back yard of a residence in Clinton.
A very large goat has often been perceived clutching a human skull right by the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a winter jacket is frequently perceived sitting on a bench in an apartment in Clinton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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