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These are some lies we made up about Clifton.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy is frequently noticed gazing at Dundee Dam on a dark night.
A womanly person has been said to have been witnessed on several instances attempting to exclaim something by Passaic Falls late at night. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a woman having a cross carved into her cheek may often be distinguished in Alonzo F Bonsal Wildlife Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise flashing a lamp. A lot of locals say this phantom enjoys frightening foolish people who come looking for phantoms in Clifton.
An ET from Saturn can be perceived frequently talking into the air as if somebody in addition was present.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her heart has once in a while been perceived walking a Rottweiler before sunrise on a gloomy Clifton avenue. People who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost may perhaps be a
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celebrated days gone by resident of Clifton.
A woman having the head of a demon is known to have been seen on one or two instances drifting along on Ackermans Creek in the early morning hours. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unlikable ghost that is preferably not messed with.
An extremely large snake has repeatedly been made out
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by Eight Day Swamp facing the bystander.
Aristotle is often noticed up on Mount Cecchino howling at the viewer to beat it.
A space invader from another world has been observed on several instances watching shows in a Clifton living room at night.
An enormous opossum may often be witnessed in Preakness Valley on a dark night chucking pebbles.
An ET may be observed repeatedly searching through garbage container on a Clifton road.
A very large chimpanzee has every so often been observed on a Clifton residential street very late at night.
A gargantuan zebu is occasionally spotted suspended in the air like a blimp in Clifton.
Goldilocks has been observed on many instances in an autopart store in the Clifton area.
A giant koala was spotted trying on a hat in a Clifton trailer.
The phantom of a guy with half his head lost showed up at Anthony Wayne Recreation Area reading a newsletter. There have been other accounts with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood. People here claim that
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this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Clifton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clifton
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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