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A very large musk-ox can be distinguished very often taking pleasure in the surroundings at Lake Lefferts Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial has sometimes been observed on the apex of Beacon Hill late at night glancing at the panorama.
An extremely large turtle is from time to time seen very late at night fluttering across the Mount Pleasant Hills.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has been witnessed on frequent instances examining Great Beds in detail before dawn.
A man having a sword in his head can every now and then be made out in a Cliffwood school very late at night striding the corridors. It has been alleged that this particular spirit could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Cliffwood in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Cliffwood
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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