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These are some lies we made up about Cliffside Park.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot may regularly be witnessed having a seat in an armchair in a home in Cliffside Park.
The alien pilot of a UFO has sometimes been perceived at Hazard Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise taking a swim.
An ET from planet Saturn is occasionally seen struggling to snatch something in Amman Park before sunrise.
A woman with a blue face has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions on the water's edge of Hackensack Reservoir Number One flashing a lamp.
A space alien from another world has frequently been observed marching from mobile home to mobile home at midnight on a Cliffside Park residential street.
An alien is repeatedly noticed on the apex of Kings Bluff in the early morning hours glancing at the panorama.
An Icthyosaurus has supposedly been spotted on a handful of instances seated at a table in a Cliffside Park trailer.
A giant colt can repeatedly be spotted
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checking out Heel Tap Rock in detail before sunrise.
A huge crocodile can be spotted over and over again enjoying the panorama at Englewood Boat Basin around midnight.
Vasco da Gama has from time to time been distinguished chopping down a big tree in Schmidts Woods on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO is sometimes
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distinguished throwing pebbles down near the water at Castle Point.
A space alien from Pluto has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions fluttering across Sunken Meadow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic elk can once in a while be perceived at midnight ascending out of Eight Day Swamp drenched in slime.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was spotted seeking a map in Ackermans Creek.
Bigfoot showed up gazing at people in a Cliffside Park home through a window.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out in Anthony Wayne Recreation Area by the ranger station swallowing water.
A gigantic salamander emerged in a wild spot right next door to Cliffside Park.
A gargantuan basilisk was distinguished standing by a murky highway in the vicinity of Cliffside Park.
A man with a sword in his head was distinguished glugging down diesel from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Cliffside Park. This particular ghost has been made out often in this location.
The ghost of a mailman has regularly been spotted by the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River sniveling.
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Ghost Sightings From Cliffside Park
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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