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These are some lies we made up about Clayton.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system can sometimes be made out in the center of Beaverdam Branch gazing.
The spirit of a civil war soldier has frequently been distinguished at a pay phone in Clayton using the telephone.
An ET from planet Neptune is regularly distinguished twinkling a lantern alongside a wild highway close to Clayton after midnight.
A space invader from another galaxy is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions standing by a secluded road close to Clayton.
The ghost of a critically scorched female may be made out frequently down next to the water's edge at Bells Lake rearranging orbs about.
A giant panther has sometimes been observed by Alcyon Lake Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
Cinderella has supposedly been spotted on several occasions turning toward the watcher in Alcyon Park at midnight.
The phantom of an engine driver can every so often be seen by Elephant
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Swamp gazing angrily at the onlooker. People who have observed this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Clayton some decades ago.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was spotted being carried by a low rider on a shady highway near Clayton.
The ghost of a critically mangled hunter
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dragging a dead coyote emerged in Bellevue State Park right by the park headquarters throwing chunks of concrete. The phantom was ingested by the thin air after being noticed. People here assert that this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Clayton in the past.
A space man from Saturn was made out in a flat in Clayton.
A female lacking a head appeared in Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor near the ranger station mounding stones. Panic stricken by the bystanders the spirit made its way into the shadows.
A space invader from the cosmos was perceived in a Clayton trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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