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These are some lies we made up about Clarksburg.
An ET may from time to time be seen on a Clarksburg lane in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was witnessed concealing a body by a sizeable rock in Assunpink Creek Fish and Wildlife Management Area on a dark night. When the eye witness emerged the ghost ran away.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world came into sight on the highest spot of Disbrows Hill at night watching the landscape.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars was observed looking at a woman snoozing in a bed in a trailer in Clarksburg.
An alien from another planet became visible flinging bricks into the stream at Buckhole Creek late in the night.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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