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These are some lies we made up about Clark.
A huge grizzly bear can now and then be witnessed gazing at the water by Bloodgoods Pond Dam late at night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has regularly been observed being in a neglected home in Clark.
An Allosaurus is often noticed standing by a wild highway close to Clark.
A gargantuan coati has been said to have been spotted on several instances mounted on a bike on a shady highway right next door to Clark.
The alien pilot of a UFO can frequently be noticed creeping out of Ash Brook Swamp covered in mud very late at night.
The spirit of a delivery man may be noticed time and again howling in a sail boat on Echo Lake.
The Ugly Duckling has every now and then been noticed trying to exclaim something in Albert G Waters Stadium after midnight.
A gigantic woodchuck is now and then distinguished gazing down into the water at Ploughshare Point before dawn.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part
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of the galaxy has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Blue Brook after midnight.
A massive donkey may sometimes be witnessed in a house in Clark.
A womanly shape was spotted in a Clark flat. The ghost didn't appear to be bothered by the bystanders. One of the local residents definitely
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claims that this ghost loves scaring unwise people who are fearless enough to disturb the serenity in Clark.
The phantom of a guy carrying a sword came into view wandering next to a secluded road in the vicinity of Clark. The ghost nodded to the viewer. No matter what, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A gargantuan reptile was made out screaming at the bystander to be off in Blauvelt State Park quite near the ranger station.
The ghost of a woman having a name cut into her hand became visible near the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River going out of control. When the ghost was distinguished it disappeared into the thin air.
A very large ermine was noticed seated in an armchair in an apartment outside Clark.
A space man from another world has often been seen in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing pickup on a gloomy road in close proximity to Clark.
The phantom of a woman with a stiletto in her heart is often distinguished cutting grass
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in the side garden of a trailer in Clark.
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Ghost Sightings From Clark
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Ghost Sightings From Clark
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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