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These are some lies we made up about Chester.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object showed up up on the apex of Long Hill struggling to say something.
A very large llama was noticed attempting to grasp something alongside a deserted highway close to Chester before dawn.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been made out standing by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Chester.
A large frightening spirit is regularly witnessed startling people in German Valley late at night.
Bigfoot may repeatedly be made out at midnight looking over Succasunna Plains.
A space invader from another world may be made out frequently beside Potters Falls late at night facing the watcher.
A giant boar has once in a while been witnessed at Cromwell Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight howling at the witness to leave.
The ghost of a youthful man in a confederate uniform is sometimes perceived being carried by a Harley on a dark highway in close
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proximity to Chester. Whatever folks verbalize, this is an unlikable spirit that you wouldn't wish to bump into late in the night.
The ghost of a chained up man has been said to have been observed on many instances in an apartment in Chester.
The spirit of a hobo has regularly been made out mounding boulders in Axle Brook. Well, it's
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a chilling ghost that any wise person would not want to meet.
The ghost of a young woman covered in blood is often witnessed in a sail boat on Budd Lake drinking blood from a mug.
A colossal mountain goat may frequently be noticed pulling a dead body across the dirt in Allamuchy State Park at the stroke of midnight.
Issac Newton may be made out repeatedly in a Chester house.
A space invader has now and then been made out walking by the side of a secluded highway in close proximity to Chester.
A guy with a big hole through his chest is from time to time noticed reading a magazine near Delaware National Scenic River.
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Ghost Sightings From Chester
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Ghost Sightings From Chester
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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