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These are some lies we made up about Cherry Hill.
An extremely large tiger was witnessed up on the summit of Hutton Hill having a fish.
The phantom of a woman with a dagger in her chest has frequently been seen dispatching a parcel at a Cherry Hill post office.
An alien from planet Venus is repeatedly spotted flinging rocks into Bridgewood Lake on a dark night.
A space invader from another world is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions staring at the water by Cedar Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a bound up lady can frequently be witnessed drinking fuel from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Cherry Hill. One thing's for guaranteed, it in all certainty is a creepy phantom that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be seen often in Camden County Park at midnight hauling a cadaver over the grass.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has sometimes been observed chucking
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stones into the stream at Black Run before sunrise.
An ET from another galaxy is now and then made out speaking into the thin air as if someone else was nearby.
A lady with the head of a devil has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances walking a Collie at the stroke of midnight on a shadowy Cherry Hill lane.
Aristotle
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can now and then be perceived watching shows in a Cherry Hill living room at midnight.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object is frequently distinguished on a Cherry Hill residential street very late at night.
The ghost of a man having half his head absent has been observed on many instances looking chilling by Bellevue State Park. A number of of the people who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Cherry Hill before the present. In any event, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
A space invader from planet Mercury can be made out time and again at the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River staring furiously at the onlooker.
The ghost of a youthful woman in a blood-splattered wedding dress has occasionally been noticed floating in the air like a cloud in Cherry Hill. No matter what, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from another solar system
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is now and then seen gazing at a woman sleeping on the floor in a trailer in Cherry Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Cherry Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Cherry Hill
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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