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These are some lies we made up about Chatsworth.
The ghost of an 8 feet tall huge guy was distinguished tossing stones up on Bear Swamp Hill. When the eye witness came into view the ghost escaped. If you listen to what the locals argue, this ghost may well be a distinguished old days dweller of Chatsworth. No matter what, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a teen girl was distinguished in Penn State Forest on a dark night howling at a shrub. The appearance of the bystander scared the phantom who then disappeared. Regardless of what folks utter, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that should be shunned.
A space invader was noticed at Biddle Branch at night flinging bricks into the flow.
A sasquatch has frequently been noticed at Oswego Dam on a dark night taking in the surroundings.
An martian tourist from another galaxy is repeatedly seen on a dark night glancing over Lower Plains.
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Ghost Sightings From Chatsworth
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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