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These are some lies we made up about Chatham.
A scary beast has frequently been perceived playing a tune on a harpsichord in a Chatham home. One thing's for certain, it's a menacing ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
The spirit of a guy dressed as a gas station attendant is repeatedly distinguished struggling to conceal a body in Black Meadows in the early morning hours. Nevertheless, it's without a doubt a frightening spirit that should be kept away from.
A giant vicuna is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances staring in Briant Park after midnight.
An ET from Pluto may often be noticed at Briant Park Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the surroundings.
A lady with a partially translucent body may be witnessed very frequently in a mirror in a Chatham apartment; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
A huge waterbuck has from time to time been perceived down near the waterfront at Best Lake startling people.
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colossal horse is from time to time distinguished by Bear Brook calling out people's names.
A huge crow can from time to time be made out pointing at the bystander up on Horse Hill.
A gigantic jaguar has regularly been observed marveling at Hawk Hill late in the night.
A space man from deep space is often perceived going bananas
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down near Maple Falls late at night.
A gargantuan sheep has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances searching for an object under a parked car in a Chatham parking lot very late at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer can often be seen in a Chatham area supermarket, striding the aisles.
An ET from planet Saturn may be witnessed very frequently seeking a box very late at night by a mailbox in Chatham.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has occasionally been seen taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Chatham trailer consuming a melon. It has been asserted that this exact ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Chatham in the past.
The spirit of an elderly man with a large gray mustache is from time to time made out mounted on a stallion down a highway in the neighborhood of Chatham. If you talk to the locals, this spirit loves startling foolhardy people who are courageous enough to upset the calm in Chatham. In any event, this
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ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that is better not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Chatham
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Ghost Sightings From Chatham
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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