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These are some lies we made up about Cedarville.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship can repeatedly be noticed smoking a cigar at Cedar Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a blood-splattered machete can be made out over and over again pulling a corpse across the dirt in Clarks Pond Fish and Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space has sometimes been perceived by Bear Swamp searching for somebody.
A space invader from deep space is now and then observed outside the entrance to New Jersey Coastal Heritage Trail Route clutching a human cranium.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has allegedly been perceived on many instances heaving rocks into the water at Abbot Creek late in the night.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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