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The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady may from time to time be noticed in Burnham Park around midnight covering a dead body by a big boulder. In any case, it is in all certainty a terrifying phantom that is better not disrupted.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object was observed crawling out of Black Meadows drenched in mud very late at night.
A space invader from the Moon showed up swallowing apple juice on the shore of Arrowhead Lake.
An ET from space was made out by Birchwood Lake Dam before dawn staring at the water.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object became visible in a store in the Cedar Knolls area.
A dark bat that transformed into a lady was witnessed in Rockaway Valley late at night reading a tabloid. Several people in the vicinity have had similar experiences with a very similar ghost. Several of the people here allege this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Cedar Knolls
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local resident.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy was distinguished creeping up from a drain hole on a Cedar Knolls residential road before sunrise. This is one of those ghosts that is seen over and over again close at hand. Whatever people utter, this phantom indisputably is chilling; one that you would not want to run into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Knolls
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Knolls
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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