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These are some lies we made up about Carteret.
A Brachiosaurus can from time to time be noticed struggling out of Island of Meadows soaked in filth late at night.
A space alien from planet Mars has frequently been seen excavating a crater in Albert G Waters Stadium late in the night.
A gargantuan yak is regularly perceived around midnight floating down Arthur Kill.
The ghost of a young cowboy is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of instances in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out Seguine Point Bend. In any event, it is certainly a scary spirit that is better not disturbed.
The ghost of a gold-miner can often be noticed at Ferry Point on a dark night looking down into the water.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a car mechanic has sometimes been made out smoking a cigar on the water's edge of Middlesex Reservoir. Locals say that this ghost likes frightening unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Carteret. Regardless of what people say, this is
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a hostile phantom that you do not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a sheriff outfit is occasionally noticed at Bloodgoods Pond Dam late at night reading a tabloid.
Aladdin can once in a while be made out at night exploring Great Beds in detail.
The phantom of a security guard with
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a bullet hole in his forehead was made out climbing out of a manhole on a Carteret residential street before dawn. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the thin air.
An extremely large dog came into view beside the water at Annadale Beach staring.
Leonardo da Vinci was witnessed nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Carteret.
The phantom of a guy dressed in a military outfit came into view in a Carteret school before sunrise pacing the hallways. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being spotted.
A space man from outer space was observed in a mirror in a Carteret mobile home; the spirit was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted seeking a map by a parked Toyota in a Carteret parking lot before dawn.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a human inside has repeatedly been spotted in a Carteret area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
A huge alligator is repeatedly made out yelling at the
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onlooker to leave at Blauvelt State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Carteret
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Ghost Sightings From Carteret
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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