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A space invader from another part of the galaxy showed up in Eight Day Swamp late at night struggling to dump a corpse.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was perceived yelling at the witness to stay away mid stream in Ackermans Creek.
A huge fawn came into sight going out of control under a tall tree in Schmidts Woods.
The ghost of a waitress was perceived carving a crack at Dundee Dam after midnight. Numerous reports of this phantom have been conveyed.
A sizeable scary dragon has frequently been made out in Amman Park around midnight annihilating a picture.
A gargantuan budgerigar is regularly perceived in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in his rear view mirror very late at night.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has been said to have been distinguished on frequent instances bass fishing from the shore of Hackensack Reservoir Number One at the stroke of midnight. If
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you listen to what the folks who live here say, this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a local who used to reside here in Carlstadt. No matter what folks state, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across at midnight.
An enormous grizzly bear can often be witnessed up on the summit of Kings Bluff sipping paint.
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Velociraptor may be noticed frequently by an old man hunting in a forest near Carlstadt.
The phantom of an aged cleaning lady is sometimes observed gazing down into the water at Castle Point on a dark night.
The spirit of a young woman clad as a maid has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances sitting on the floor in a house in Carlstadt. Lots of residents declare this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Carlstadt local person.
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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