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These are some lies we made up about Cape May Point.
An alien tourist from another galaxy was perceived throwing pieces of wood into Lighthouse Pond in the early morning hours.
A huge jerboa became visible at Higbee Beach gazing.
The spirit of a gentleman having on a sheriff uniform was seen in Sea View Park very late at night trying to grasp something. Freaked out by the witnesses the ghost departed into the night.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has repeatedly been observed resting in a chair in a flat close to Cape May Point.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is regularly observed at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing Nissan on a shady road in close proximity to Cape May Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Cape May Point
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Ghost Sightings From Cape May Point
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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