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These are some lies we made up about Cape May Court House.
The alien commander of a flying saucer was observed at a pay phone in Cape May Court House talking on the phone.
The ghost of a young female outfitted as a maid materialized in Beaver Swamp Fish and Wildlife Management Area after midnight burying a corpse by a big boulder. When the phantom was made out it faded away into the night.
A huge shrew was distinguished up on Little Snake Hill pushing orbs about.
An extremely large bunny was perceived calling people's names in Paddy Bar very late at night.
Vincent van Gogh has often been spotted wandering through a Cape May Court House neighborhood cemetery.
A space invader from Venus is frequently made out fluttering across Great Flat at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy may repeatedly be seen in the center of Aaron Denny Creek staring furiously at the bystander. A number of of the people who live here claim this phantom gets pleasure from
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scaring unwise people who are bold enough to disrupt the quiet in Cape May Court House. In any event, it unquestionably is a terrifying spirit that any reasonable person would not want to run into.
A frightening being may be noticed repeatedly at Cooks Beach around midnight staring at the waves down beside the water's edge. If you listen to
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the local residents, this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who come searching for phantoms in Cape May Court House.
A massive ground hog has occasionally been observed at Back o'th' Sound in the early morning hours before sunrise looking down into the water.
The ghost of a copper-miner has allegedly been seen on several occasions by Beach Creek heaving bricks. According to what the local residents argue, this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Cape May Court House before the present. Regardless of what, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space man from the cosmos may every now and then be distinguished fly fishing from the water's edge of Kay Pond after midnight.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has frequently been made out looking at the water by Blue Fish Harbor around midnight.
A Velociraptor is often witnessed sipping blood from a mug along a secluded highway outside Cape May Court House at midnight.
An alien vacationer
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from outer space has supposedly been noticed on a few instances standing by a deserted highway right next door to Cape May Court House.
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Ghost Sightings From Cape May Court House
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Ghost Sightings From Cape May Court House
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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