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These are some lies we made up about Cape May.
A space invader from Mars was made out climbing up from a storm drain on a Cape May residential road late at night.
A Megalosaurus was observed at Cape Island Marina in the early morning hours frightening people.
The spirit of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose was witnessed by Cedar Creek calling out names. The observer got freaked out and ran off. Local people allege that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Cape May local. One thing is for sure, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An alien from deep space has repeatedly been spotted in Sea View Park late at night dragging a dead body over the grass.
The spirit of a young lady with a wire around her neck is regularly observed down at the water at Cape May Harbor staring crossly at the witness. A woman who lives here declares that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Cape May some decades ago.
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unbelievably terrifying ghost has purportedly been distinguished on frequent instances at Higbee Beach taking a late-night bath. Either way, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter around midnight.
An alien may frequently be perceived poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Cape May.
A giant
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peccary can be seen very frequently performing a piece of music on a harp in a Cape May apartment.
Rapunzel has every now and then been perceived piling boulders next to the waterfront at Kay Pond.
An enormous dingo is every so often spotted very late at night checking out Crow Shoal in detail.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world may once in a while be observed in a Cape May highschool around midnight staggering the corridors.
The spirit of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and an eye patch has repeatedly been made out glancing over Post Creek Basin in the early morning hours. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A giant rabbit is frequently spotted slurping milk by Aaron Denny Creek.
The spirit of an aged female holding a rifle has purportedly been seen on several instances in Cape Henlopen State Park quite near the ranger station smoking a pipe. One of the locals confidently alleges that this ghost is that of a resident who lived
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here in Cape May before the present. No matter what, it's undeniably a frightening phantom that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Cape May
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Ghost Sightings From Cape May
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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