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These are some lies we made up about Camden.
An incredibly scary ghost came into sight staring at the water by Cooper River Parkway Dam at night. The ghost mentioned avenging an assassination.
Vasco da Gama was observed picking flowers in the yard of a home in Camden.
A gargantuan elk showed up at Cooper Point at night looking down into the water.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a large mustache and a wooden right leg was perceived on the shore of Audubon Lake going mad. The watcher got freaked out and escaped. Whatever folks utter, it sure is a creepy phantom that you would not want to run into after midnight.
A medusa was spotted flinging pieces of wood in Camden County Park very late at night.
A giant fox has repeatedly been made out heaving bricks into the flowing water at Beaver Brook very late at night.
A space invader from the cosmos is frequently perceived in Horseshoe Shoal in the early morning hours guzzling blood from a cup.
A gigantic bison has supposedly
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been spotted on numerous occasions glancing over League Island very late at night.
The spirit of a waitress can often be witnessed taking a rest on a stool in a trailer in Camden. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Camden local person.
A space alien can be seen repeatedly strolling
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from building to building in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Camden street.
Ferdinand Magellan has sometimes been distinguished going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Camden mobile home on a dark night.
A gigantic civet is every now and then seen relaxing at a coffee table in a Camden flat.
A dinosaur is rumored to have been made out on many occasions sobbing in Bellevue State Park near the park headquarters.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady may now and then be observed staring at people in a Camden home through a peephole.
A huge kid has often been distinguished in Delaware National Scenic River near the park headquarters struggling to exclaim something.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space is often seen in a secluded area near Camden.
A space man from Jupiter is known to have been seen on many instances trying to flag down cars by a dark highway near Camden.
The phantom of a young-looking female outfitted as a maid may regularly be seen downing gas
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from a gas pump at a fueling station in Camden.
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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