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These are some lies we made up about Califon.
The ghost of a man in armed forces attire may be made out very often up on the top of Fox Hill shouting. A number of of the residents assert this ghost likes frightening foolish folks who have the guts to disrupt the quiet in Califon. In any case, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A Pteranodon has sometimes been made out studying Long Valley in detail before sunrise.
An old knight's armor with no human being inside is occasionally witnessed struggling to snatch something on the summit of one of the heights in the Fox Hill Range late at night.
An alien from Saturn may every now and then be witnessed by Fox Hill Spring late at night shining a light.
A colossal panda has repeatedly been observed struggling out of a storm drain on a Califon avenue after midnight.
Little Red Riding Hood is frequently noticed at Camp Beisler Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the panorama.
A partly translucent gentleman
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clad as the captain of a ship has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions playing a melody on a flute in a Califon flat.
A large scary ghost can often be noticed in Hacklebarney State Park late in the night staring angrily at the viewer. It's been claimed that this precise ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed
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on here in Califon some decades ago. No matter what folks say, it's a scary spirit that should be left alone.
A colossal prairie dog may be observed over and over again at Axle Brook late at night chucking chunks of concrete into the water.
A space invader from another world is from time to time distinguished in a Califon school late in the night strolling the halls.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been made out on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Califon flat; the phantom was only perceptible in the mirror.
An alien tourist from space was distinguished trying to locate a book beside a parked VW in a Califon parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Califon
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Ghost Sightings From Califon
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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