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These are some lies we made up about Butler.
A gargantuan shrew may from time to time be seen hanging in the air like a blimp in Butler.
A large chilling dragon was observed at Apshawa Main Dam around midnight searching for a woman.
A giant springbok showed up in a canoe on Bear Swamp Lake weeping.
A massive musk-ox was perceived in Norvin Green State Forest on a dark night sawing down a tree.
A partially translucent gentleman clothed as the captain of a ship was observed by Bog and Vly Meadows trying to say something. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone other in attendance. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this spirit could be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Butler some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet was perceived soaring across Pompton Plains very late at night.
A sizeable creepy phantom has often been witnessed reflecting in Union Valley before sunrise. According to the local residents,
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this spirit could be a celebrated days gone by resident of Butler.
A space invader from planet Venus is frequently noticed looking at a guy snoozing on the floor in an apartment in Butler.
Ferdinand Magellan can often be spotted on the peak of Cobb Hill around midnight looking at the sight.
An enormous hedgehog can be distinguished
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over and over again turning toward the viewer in Battleship Maine Memorial in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from the cosmos has from time to time been observed chucking chunks of concrete into the stream at Acid Brook after midnight.
An extraterrestrial is sometimes noticed in a supermarket in the Butler vicinity.
The ghost of a strapped up man has supposedly been seen on frequent instances ascending out from a drain hole on a Butler street late at night. If you listen to what the residents allege, this phantom is almost certainly the undead phantom of a local who used to have a house here in Butler.
A Pterodactyl has regularly been made out nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Butler.
The ghost of a bum is regularly distinguished in a Butler secondary school at the stroke of midnight strolling the corridors. A lot of folks who live here allege this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long dead Butler local resident. One thing is for sure, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one
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that you don't want to encounter at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Butler
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A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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