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These are some lies we made up about Burlington.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space was observed in Fountain Woods around midnight climbing a giant tree.
A female with larvae crawling out of her eye sockets came into sight before dawn drifting along on Assiscunk Creek. The bystander fled right after he saw the ghost. One of the residents definitely declares that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Burlington long ago. Anyhow, this is an unlikable ghost that should be left alone.
The spirit of a lady with a knife in her back was distinguished by Sylvan Lake Dam very late at night looking at the water. The ghost did not mind that there was somebody else near. Several people argue this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Burlington many years ago. In any case, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter before dawn.
A very large bunny has often been spotted striding next to a wild road near Burlington.
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Copernicus is often seen having a seat on the floor in a residence close to Burlington.
A female with the head of a demon has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances around midnight scrutinizing Kinkora Bar in detail.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head missing may be spotted often after midnight pursuing a passing
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Honda on a gloomy highway right next door to Burlington. It's been alleged that this exact spirit enjoys startling unwise folks who are brave enough to interrupt the serenity in Burlington.
A giant turtle has occasionally been observed glancing at the sight from the pinnacle of Mount Holly very late at night.
An Icthyosaurus is every so often witnessed smoking a cigar down beside the water at Logan Point.
A gigantic iguana has allegedly been seen on frequent instances by Haulover Creek reading a newspaper.
An ET from planet Jupiter can once in a while be noticed burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Creek Island Park before dawn.
Goldilocks has often been witnessed hauling a human headbone on the shore of Holiday Lake.
A very large wildcat is regularly observed in the backseat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from deep space has been noticed on numerous instances cutting grass in the garden of
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Ghost Sightings From Burlington
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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