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These are some lies we made up about Buena.
A gargantuan whale was perceived hurling pieces of wood late at night on a lawn in Buena.
An alien from planet Mars appeared walking through a flat in Buena.
A decapitated gentleman was made out staggering through an apartment near Buena. When the spirit was noticed it faded away into the thin air. Scores of local residents claim this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old Buena local resident. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space invader from deep space has repeatedly been made out pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Bear Branch after midnight.
A woman with her legs amputated is repeatedly spotted taking pleasure in the surroundings at Braddock Lake Dam late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Buena
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Ghost Sightings From Buena
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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