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These are some lies we made up about Budd Lake.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has now and then been made out in Allamuchy State Park at night burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
A creepy creature is occasionally observed in a deserted neighborhood near Budd Lake. No matter what, this is an antagonistic phantom that you don't want to encounter at night.
A huge puma has been said to have been noticed on many occasions hovering along a dark highway next to Budd Lake.
Leonardo da Vinci may now and then be witnessed yelling names of people up on Allamuchy Mountain.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a gardener has repeatedly been witnessed mailing a box at a Budd Lake post office.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy is often made out late at night floating down Drakes Brook.
An alien from the Moon has allegedly been noticed on numerous instances slurping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Budd Lake.
A space invader from
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another planet can repeatedly be seen going bananas in German Valley late in the night.
A woman with a partially see-through body can be made out time and again by Allamuchy Pond Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
The spirit of a man sporting a law enforcement outfit has once in a while been distinguished on the water's edge of
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Allamuchy Pond stacking chunks of concrete.
A space alien is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances down near the water at Ingram Cove trashing a hat.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was witnessed walking a Poodle before sunrise on a gloomy Budd Lake lane. When made out the ghost came near the witness who then ran away. One thing is for sure, it is unquestionably a chilling phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A gargantuan addax appeared munching on a burger by the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River.
An extremely large dugong was perceived drinking motor oil near Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area.
A gigantic ewe came into view peeking through trailer windows in Budd Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A large terrifying monster was distinguished browsing through trash container on a Budd Lake lane.
An extremely large moose has repeatedly been distinguished on a Budd Lake street before
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Ghost Sightings From Budd Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Budd Lake
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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