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A decapitated guy may every now and then be witnessed at the shore at Brigantine Beach crying out names. Many local residents assert this phantom could be the soul of a local who died here in Brigantine long ago.
The ghost of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform was seen in the early morning hours ascending out of Absecon Inlet drenched in slime. The ghost talked about revenging a murder.
Henry VIII was perceived scrutinizing Brigantine Shoal in detail around midnight.
A very large alligator was spotted gazing irritably at the onlooker in Absecon State Wildlife Management Area at midnight.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has frequently been observed taking a rest at a coffee table in a Brigantine flat.
The Loch Ness Monster is frequently spotted at Chelsea Harbor at night taking pleasure in the landscape.
A colossal mandrill may regularly be spotted gazing down into the water at Absecon Bay at night.
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ghost of a gentleman grasping a blood-covered spear may be noticed often chucking bricks into the flow at Absecon Creek at night. No matter what people state, this is an intimidating ghost that should be stayed away from.
A sizeable terrifying ogre has every now and then been spotted in a desolate location in the vicinity of Brigantine.
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extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy is once in a while noticed spitting at passing cars by the side of a gloomy highway right next door to Brigantine.
The ghost of a civil war fighter is known to have been made out on many instances dispatching a parcel at a Brigantine post office.
An extraterrestrial from another world can now and then be noticed at the entrance to Gateway National Recreation Area drinking chlorine.
The ghost of a man with a word engraved into his hand has frequently been spotted sipping diesel from a gas pump at a gas station in Brigantine.
A space alien has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances talking into the air as if someone in addition was present.
A gargantuan gorilla can often be noticed peeking through building windows in Brigantine in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been observed searching through trash container on a Brigantine residential street.
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phantom of an engine driver is once in a while seen floating in the air like a balloon in Brigantine. Locals here who have distinguished this spirit declare this spirit is possibly the tormented spirit of a person who used to dwell here in Brigantine.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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