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These are some lies we made up about Bridgewater.
A colossal lion was witnessed in a mirror in a Bridgewater flat; the spirit was only visible in the mirror.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her chest emerged fly fishing from the water's edge of Sunset Lake very late at night. The ghost spoke about avenging a murder.
Leonardo da Vinci was perceived trying to locate a map beside a parked Honda in a Bridgewater parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a shackled up female has regularly been noticed digging a crater up on the highest spot of First Watchung Mountain. Locals here who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Bridgewater many years ago.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO is regularly noticed in Delaware and Raritan Canal State Park on a dark night piling boulders.
A giant dromedary is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances in Chimney Rock Gorge
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late in the night slurping blood from a mug.
An alien tourist from another planet can often be observed taking pleasure in the view at East Branch Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
A woman gripping her head next to her arm has now and then been observed looking across Washington Valley around midnight.
A space man from
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planet Jupiter is known to have been noticed on a few instances reading a pamphlet before sunrise on a lawn in Bridgewater.
The ghost of a young-looking woman wearing a bloody wedding dress can sometimes be distinguished floating by on Ambrose Brook late in the night.
A giant eland has frequently been spotted having a seat at a table in a Bridgewater mobile home crying.
A space invader from outer space is regularly perceived strolling through a residence in Bridgewater.
An alien is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances staring in Delaware National Scenic River right by the park headquarters.
The ghost of an eight feet tall huge person may regularly be made out in Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area right by the ranger station struggling to express something.
Frankenstein's Monster has every so often been noticed staggering through a trailer in the vicinity of Bridgewater.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is occasionally seen at a coin operated phone
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in Bridgewater using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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