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A shape with a skeleton face wearing shady robes has frequently been distinguished watching TV in a Bridgeton living room in the early morning hours.
A colossal addax is frequently spotted excavating a gap in Bridgeton City Park before dawn.
A drifting ghost has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions searching through garbage container on a Bridgeton avenue.
A space man from Mars may frequently be spotted at Dutch Neck at the stroke of midnight staring down into the water.
A space alien from another world may be distinguished very often in Green Swamp late at night attempting to hide a cadaver.
A colossal elephant has from time to time been perceived on a Bridgeton residential road at midnight.
A centaur is sometimes perceived looking at the water by Bostwicks Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge mole is rumored to have been spotted on a few occasions reading a magazine on the water's
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edge of Bostwick Lake.
A massive springbok can once in a while be distinguished looking at an old man slumbering in a bed in a house in Bridgeton.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter has frequently been observed hauling a human skull in the center of Abbot Creek. Several people argue this ghost gets pleasure from startling people
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who come trying to locate ghosts in Bridgeton.
An extremely large capybara is regularly spotted shouting near Bellevue State Park.
A space man has been distinguished on a small number of instances trying on socks in a Bridgeton apartment.
Vincent van Gogh may often be spotted in Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor quite near the park headquarters flickering a kerosene lamp.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack hauling a big axe may be seen time and again creeping out of a manhole on a Bridgeton avenue before dawn. It has been alleged that this specific ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Bridgeton before the present.
A colossal grizzly bear has occasionally been made out poking around in mailboxes late at night in Bridgeton.
The menacing ghost of a Hun is every now and then spotted playing a tune on an accordion in a Bridgeton trailer. According to the folks who live here, this ghost might be a famous former time dweller of Bridgeton.
The alien pilot
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of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions in a Bridgeton school at the stroke of midnight walking the corridors.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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