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These are some lies we made up about Bridgeport.
A space man from deep space is sometimes distinguished exploring Excelsior Bar in detail at night.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Bridgeport.
An extremely large yak may once in a while be noticed musicalizing on a piano in a Bridgeport building.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was observed gazing at the water by Hendrickson Mill Dam late at night. Several folks in close proximity have had comparable sightings with a quite similar ghost.
The Ugly Duckling materialized on a dark night creeping out of Birch Creek drenched in filth.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgeport
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgeport
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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