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The martian navigator of a flying saucer has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions wandering from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on a Brick road.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire may sometimes be witnessed relaxing at a coffee table in a Brick flat. A person who lives here claims that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy people who are courageous enough to interrupt the silence in Brick. One thing's for sure, this spirit certainly is chilling; one that is preferably not messed with.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space was distinguished gazing at people in a Brick residence through a door crack.
A fluorescent human figure showed up in a deserted place near Brick. Freaked out by the watchers the phantom fled into the shadows. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to meet before sunrise.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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