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The ghost of a flight attendant has often been perceived staring at the view from the apex of Sunrise Mountain before sunrise. One thing is for certain, it without a doubt is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A giant okapi is often spotted next to the shore at Culvers Lake shining a kerosene lamp.
The spirit of an old Indian chief is known to have been perceived on numerous instances startling folks in Culvers Gap on a dark night. A local person claims that this ghost is that of a local who settled here in Branchville before the present.
Christopher Columbus may frequently be perceived trimming bushes in the back garden of a building in Branchville.
A gargantuan burro has from time to time been distinguished pointing at the viewer at Balesville Dam before sunrise.
A dinosaur is sometimes distinguished pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Beerskill very late at night.
A giant coati is known to have been
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noticed on one or two occasions by Bear Swamp going berserk.
A space invader may sometimes be observed setting up camp in Stokes State Forest at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady was perceived in Flatbrook Fish and Wildlife Management Area late at night stacking bricks. When the ghost was seen it faded away
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into the night. In any case, this phantom indisputably is scary; one that is preferably not disrupted.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer came into view having a seat on the floor in a flat in Branchville.
An ET from Pluto was perceived staggering from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on a Branchville residential street.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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