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The martian crew member of a UFO is occasionally spotted pulling a corpse through some bushes in Boswell Park on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space has purportedly been witnessed on several occasions staring at the water by Belmar Basin late at night.
An alien from planet Neptune can sometimes be noticed playing a melody on an accordion in a Bradley Beach flat.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-splattered wedding dress has frequently been distinguished carrying a human skull on the water's edge of Alberta Lake.
A space invader from another galaxy is repeatedly spotted crying by Sea Girt Inlet.
A sizeable chilling giant is known to have been noticed on one or two instances next to Kepwel Spring late in the night gazing.
A woman with a green face can often be seen in Cranberry Brook trying to state something.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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