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These are some lies we made up about Bound Brook.
A woman burning, holding a petroleum bottle became visible pushing orbs around mid stream in Ambrose Brook. The appearance of the observer startled the spirit who then disappeared. It's been alleged that this particular ghost loves startling folks who come searching for ghosts in Bound Brook.
An alien vacationer from deep space was distinguished scrutinizing Chimney Rock Gorge in detail very late at night.
A gigantic hedgehog materialized in the early morning hours before sunrise soaring across Washington Valley.
An extraterrestrial from another world was witnessed staring at the water by Creighton Lake Dam before sunrise.
A Brachiosaurus has regularly been perceived up on First Watchung Mountain going mad.
The phantom of a farmer sporting a worn straw hat is regularly observed in Bakelite Park before sunrise hiding a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
A massive hippopotamus has been perceived on a small number of instances under a
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soaring tree in Mettlers Woods trashing a book.
A space man can regularly be seen chatting into the air as if somebody else was near.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered wedding gown may be perceived very often stopping by Washington Rock in the early morning hours. In any event, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that
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you wouldn't want to meet in the early morning hours.
A guy having a sword in his head has every so often been spotted peeking through mobile home windows in Bound Brook at midnight. According to the locals, this ghost could be a celebrated yesteryear native of Bound Brook.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions watching cable in a Bound Brook living room before sunrise.
A gentleman's body having the head of a raccoon may occasionally be noticed verbalizing into the thin air in a sail boat on Watchung Lake. If you listen to what the residents allege, this ghost is in all probability the undeceased ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Bound Brook.
A gigantic zebu has repeatedly been perceived searching through garbage container on a Bound Brook street.
An martian voyager from another solar system is regularly observed hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Bound Brook.
An alien from the Moon may often be witnessed
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in Delaware National Scenic River outside the ranger station crying.
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Ghost Sightings From Bound Brook
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Ghost Sightings From Bound Brook
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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