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A lady with a semi translucent body has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions walking a Great Dane on a dark night on a shadowy Bordentown road. A number of of those who live here assert this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Bordentown some time ago.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object may regularly be spotted peeping through residence windows in Bordentown very late at night.
An alien from Venus can be noticed frequently watching shows in a Bordentown living room late in the night.
A space alien from another galaxy is sometimes observed rummaging around in trash container on a Bordentown residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Bordentown
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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