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Bordentown, New Jersey Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Bordentown.
An alien was perceived walking from building to building after midnight on a Bordentown lane.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship emerged down beside the shore at Colliers Pond hauling a human cranium.
An martian tourist from another planet was spotted shouting at Crystal Lake Dam around midnight.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief showed up attempting to hide a cadaver in Duck Creek at midnight. The phantom was indifferent that there was someone else present.
A space invader from planet Saturn was spotted dragging a corpse over the grass in Colonial Memorial Park in the early morning hours.
A black dog that shifted shape into a female has repeatedly been seen at Biles Point in the early morning hours before sunrise looking down into the water. Whatever people utter, it unquestionably is a menacing ghost that you do not want to encounter very late at night.
A Stegosaurus is frequently observed hauling
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a cadaver from the freezing water of Annaricken Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from space has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions up on the top of Turkey Hill redistributing orbs about.
A massive zebra can regularly be seen at the stroke of midnight scrutinizing Kinkora Bar in detail.
The martian
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commander of a flying saucer can be seen repeatedly searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Bordentown apartment at night.
A space invader from Mars has now and then been spotted sitting at the dining table in a Bordentown apartment.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman is once in a while spotted gazing at people in a Bordentown residence through a window. One of the residents firmly asserts that this ghost is the undead soul of an old Bordentown resident. One thing is for certain, this phantom certainly is creepy; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A menacing beast is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances in a secluded zone close to Bordentown.
The ghost of a guy dressed as a janitor may sometimes be seen in Delaware National Scenic River right by the park headquarters piling bricks.
A space alien from another galaxy has regularly been perceived trying to get cars to stop alongside a murky highway near Bordentown.
An extremely large dog is frequently witnessed glugging down fuel
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from a pump at a refueling station in Bordentown.
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Ghost Sightings From Bordentown
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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