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A soldier's uniform pacing about with no body in it has occasionally been made out by Birchwood Lake Dam late at night gazing at the water. In any case, it's sure a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A huge moose is every now and then made out being in a forsaken house in Boonton.
Napoleon Bonaparte is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions fishing from the shore of Arrowhead Lake before sunrise.
The ghost of a civil war fighter can sometimes be noticed gazing at the panorama from the apex of Bald Hill around midnight.
The ghost of a guy with words engraved into his back has often been made out going nuts in Rockaway Valley at midnight. One of the locals definitely asserts that this phantom likes startling unwise folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Boonton. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that is rather not messed with.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly
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witnessed traveling on a motorbike on a gloomy road close to Boonton.
The spirit of an appallingly mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar has allegedly been observed on many occasions by Lee Meadows mounding boulders.
A woman with no head can frequently be seen in Farny State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a corpse
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by a sizeable rock. Some of the people who live in this town declare this spirit can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Boonton a long time ago. Regardless of what people exclaim, this is a nasty phantom that you don't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal chameleon can be noticed over and over again in a trailer in Boonton.
A man devoid of a head is from time to time made out consuming a cookie by Apshawa Brook. If you listen to the residents, this ghost may well be a recognized past resident of Boonton.
The phantom of an old prospector with a large mustache and a hook instead of his left hand has been perceived on one or two occasions in a Boonton home.
The phantom of a flight attendant was distinguished strolling in the middle of a wild highway near Boonton. The ghost did not appear to be scared by the witnesses. If you listen to what the residents say, this phantom is the undeceased soul of an old Boonton resident.
A dinosaur became visible having a seat
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in a beanbag in a home close to Boonton.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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