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These are some lies we made up about Bogota.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every so often been noticed dragging a body over rocks in Amman Park at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal colt is every so often distinguished watering plants in the front garden of a flat in Bogota.
A massive porcupine has been spotted on several occasions by Eight Day Swamp contemplating.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a law enforcement outfit may every now and then be spotted hunting with a rifle in Schmidts Woods before sunrise. Nevertheless, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that is rather not disrupted.
The ghost of an old guy with a large gray mustache has repeatedly been distinguished in Ackermans Creek repositioning orbs about. Some of the people who live here claim this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Bogota local person.
Marco Polo is known to have been noticed on numerous instances down at Hazard Beach before dawn going for a swim.
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huge addax may frequently be noticed by a person fishing by a lake close to Bogota.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has sometimes been distinguished looking wrathfully at the observer down at the water at Fort Washington Point.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in army attire is every so often distinguished howling at the viewer
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to disappear down by the water at The Lake.
A medieval armor without a person inside is known to have been noticed on frequent instances flinging boulders at Dundee Dam late at night.
A space invader from Mars can from time to time be spotted relaxing on a bench in a home in Bogota.
The ghost of a lady with a sack tied around her head was perceived piling rocks beside a streetlamp in Bogota. The ghost unmoved that there was someone other present. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Bogota before the present.
A large terrifying ghost materialized browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Bogota trailer at the stroke of midnight. When the witness materialized the ghost ran away.
A massive lovebird emerged seated at the kitchen counter in a Bogota trailer.
An alien from another solar system was distinguished sipping water quite near Anthony Wayne Recreation Area.
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Ghost Sightings From Bogota
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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