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These are some lies we made up about Bloomsbury.
A gentleman with the head of a beast has every so often been spotted dispatching a container at a Bloomsbury post office.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is now and then seen sobbing in Hermit Hollow after midnight.
A colossal gila monster has been seen on a handful of instances glugging down unleaded from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Bloomsbury.
A partly decomposed human corpse can from time to time be observed on the top of Gravel Hill at the stroke of midnight looking at the panorama.
Julius Ceasar was perceived contemplating down beside the waterfront at Camp Marudy Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomsbury
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomsbury
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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