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These are some lies we made up about Bloomingdale.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been observed on many occasions up on the peak of Federal Hill attempting to utter something.
The ghost of a man dressed as a gas station attendant can often be distinguished next to a creepy lofty tree in Norvin Green State Forest attempting to touch something.
The ghost of a man sporting a sheriff outfit has from time to time been distinguished mailing a parcel at a Bloomingdale post office.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a long gray beard is once in a while noticed drifting along on Acid Brook around midnight. Lots of residents allege this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Bloomingdale person who lived here. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that should be steered clear of.
An alien traveler from another solar system has been spotted on several instances looking across Pompton Plains on a dark night.
The ghost of a gentleman having on
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an army outfit can sometimes be made out at Apshawa Main Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the landscape.
A massive ram has often been perceived by Bog and Vly Meadows gazing wrathfully at the witness.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is often observed drinking regular unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Bloomingdale.
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da Vinci has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions walking a Sheepdog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shadowy Bloomingdale residential street.
A very large aardvark may repeatedly be seen down by the shore at Adams Lake carving an outlet.
A space man may be distinguished time and again in Alps Road Park in the early morning hours obliterating a hat.
A knight's armor with no human being inside has once in a while been seen watching TV in a Bloomingdale living room before sunrise. People allege that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Bloomingdale before the present. Regardless of what people say, it's undeniably a frightening spirit that is rather not disrupted.
The ghost of a lady with a sack tied around her head is every now and then made out going through garbage cans on a Bloomingdale road. One of the people who live here determinedly declares that this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy people who have the guts to upset the serenity in Bloomingdale.
Bigfoot has been observed on numerous instances on a Bloomingdale avenue very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomingdale
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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