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An martian explorer from another solar system can once in a while be observed up on Big Hill smoking a pipe.
An alien from deep space has regularly been observed heaving bricks into the current at Annaricken Brook very late at night.
An extraterrestrial is regularly witnessed in a secluded location close to Birmingham.
Socrates has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions in Creek Island Park around midnight yelling.
The ghost of a youthful guy having on a confederate uniform can frequently be perceived trying to articulate something at Gravelly Run Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. It's been declared that this precise spirit loves frightening foolish people who come looking for spirits in Birmingham.
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Ghost Sightings From Birmingham
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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