Beverly, New Jersey Lies - PAGE 2 A space invader from deep space can be spotted very often slurping blood from a jar beside a streetlight in Beverly. The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft has now and then been witnessed browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Beverly flat at midnight. A fairly transparent guy clad as the captain of a liner is from time to time made out taking a rest at a coffee table in a Beverly residence. Some of the locals assert this ghost gets pleasure from frightening folks who are brave enough to disturb the serenity in Beverly.   <<<< FIRST PAGE        Ghost Sightings From Beverly Submit a lie about Beverly, New Jersey: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:       Other untruthful towns near Beverly, New Jersey: Riverside, New Jersey, 2 miles away Willingboro, New Jersey, 3 miles away Rancocas, New Jersey, 4 miles away Burlington, New Jersey, 5 miles away Mount Laurel, New Jersey, 6 miles away Hainesport, New Jersey, 7 miles away Moorestown, New Jersey, 7 miles away Palmyra, New Jersey, 7 miles away Riverton, New Jersey, 7 miles away Maple Shade, New Jersey, 8 miles away        The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in New Jersey Ghost Sightings From Beverly Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves? - I fell out of the tree. They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed. - Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit?? - Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay. A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out. - I gotta try that, said the old man. Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won. How did Arthur die from drinking milk? - The cow sat down. Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity - What about the other 10%. Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows. MORE JOKES