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These are some lies we made up about Beverly.
A very large aoudad has allegedly been witnessed on one or two instances smoking a pipe in a wooden boat on Holiday Lake.
The ghost of a guy sporting an army outfit may from time to time be noticed at Diehl Point at night staring down into the water. Lots of people who live here argue this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a local who used to live here in Beverly. In any event, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A Yeti is repeatedly distinguished in John F Kennedy Park at night hiding a cadaver by a large rock.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances looking at the landscape at Sylvan Lake Dam at night. Residents here assert that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Beverly resident. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to encounter before sunrise.
An martian explorer from deep space can often be spotted yelling
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in Mud Island Shoal late at night.
A gargantuan fawn has from time to time been made out hauling a corpse from the chilly water of Assiscunk Creek at night.
A giant fox is sometimes perceived on the apex of Laurel Hill around midnight studying the panorama.
A large terrifying dragon has purportedly been witnessed on several instances
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in Fountain Woods late in the night camping out.
An alien from another planet may now and then be witnessed reflecting by Haulover Creek.
An alien was noticed in a Beverly building.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet came into sight appearing in a mirror.
An alien from planet Mars was perceived having a seat in a chair in a flat close to Beverly.
An ET from space came into view in the rear seat of a car by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was spotted trimming bushes in the back garden of a building in Beverly.
A massive tiger has repeatedly been spotted by a lady hiking along a trail next to Beverly.
An alien from planet Neptune is repeatedly spotted tossing pebbles in Delaware National Scenic River at the ranger station.
The spirit of a woman with a sack bound around her head can repeatedly be observed relaxing in a chair in a trailer in Beverly. One of the locals steadfastly
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says that this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Beverly a long time ago. Whatever people verbalize, it indisputably is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Beverly
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Ghost Sightings From Beverly
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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