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These are some lies we made up about Berlin.
A very large orangutan may now and then be perceived in Berlin Park on a dark night pulling a cadaver through some bushes.
A giant panda is frequently perceived looking at the water by Atco Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large porpoise has purportedly been observed on several occasions reading a book next to the water at Bridgewood Lake.
The Ugly Duckling may frequently be witnessed up on the apex of Pine Hill clutching a human cranium.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy may be noticed often in a Berlin school in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the corridors. In any event, this is a hostile phantom that should be kept away from.
An alien explorer from another galaxy has every so often been spotted in a house right next door to Berlin.
An alien from the Moon is now and then spotted struggling to express something in the middle of Cooper Branch.
An alien from space is rumored to have been
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observed on numerous occasions trying to hide a body in West Jersey Cranberry Meadow at night.
The ghost of a coal-miner may once in a while be noticed in a Berlin area auto part store, strolling the aisles. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not disturbed.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a handy man was witnessed
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sitting at a coffee table in a Berlin trailer moving orbs around. When spotted the ghost came close to the bystander who then ran away.
A space alien showed up staggering through a building in Berlin.
A gargantuan kinkajou was perceived riding on a stallion beside a road right next door to Berlin.
The spirit of a gentleman wearing a law enforcement outfit was observed by the entrance to Bellevue State Park howling at the observer to disappear. This specific ghost has been witnessed often in this neighborhood. If you listen to the residents, this phantom takes pleasure in scaring unwise folks who have the courage to disturb the serenity in Berlin. Whatever people express, it is indisputably a frightening phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into at the stroke of midnight.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out going wild by the entrance to Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor.
A space man from Saturn has frequently been observed walking through a flat near Berlin.
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extraterrestrial from outer space is often made out walking through a Berlin neighborhood churchyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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