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These are some lies we made up about Bergenfield.
A space man has been said to have been made out on a few occasions hurling boulders in Amman Park after midnight.
A sizeable scary beast may now and then be spotted in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a lady with half her head not there has regularly been spotted before dawn floating along Anderson Brook.
An enormous gopher is repeatedly seen at Hazard Beach after midnight looking at the waves down at the water.
A huge vicuna is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances picking flowers in the garden of a home in Bergenfield.
The martian captain of a flying saucer can repeatedly be spotted at Fort Washington Point at night gazing down into the water.
An martian explorer from deep space can be observed often by The Palisades smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has now and
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then been made out by Spuyten Duyvil Creek discussing into the night.
A space invader is from time to time distinguished by Alpine Boat Basin late in the night looking at the water.
A lady with a knife in her head has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances glancing at the sight from the highest spot of Andre Hill around
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midnight.
An alien vacationer from space can sometimes be distinguished seated in an armchair in a building in Bergenfield.
An Icthyosaurus was distinguished trying to express something beside a streetlamp in Bergenfield.
A gargantuan zebra showed up rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Bergenfield apartment on a dark night.
An ET from Saturn was seen taking a rest at the dining table in a Bergenfield house.
An ET from another world came into view in Anthony Wayne Recreation Area right by the ranger station scaring folks.
Little Red Riding Hood was spotted staring at people in a Bergenfield building through a door crack.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship was noticed in a deserted neighborhood close to Bergenfield.
A huge lion has regularly been distinguished at the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River gazing wrathfully at the bystander.
A wandering phantom is regularly spotted walking along a shadowy road outside Bergenfield.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions posting a packet at a Bergenfield post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Bergenfield
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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