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These are some lies we made up about Belvidere.
A huge hartebeest was spotted looking creepy mid stream in Beaver Brook.
A dinosaur has repeatedly been perceived staring furiously at the onlooker near Foul Rift Falls before sunrise.
An alien from deep space is regularly observed screaming at the eye witness to go away in Mount Jack County Park after midnight.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions chucking pieces of wood in the early morning hours by a road sign in Belvidere.
A gigantic iguana can regularly be perceived at Angens Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight burrowing an outlet.
An alien from planet Saturn can be perceived very often tossing chunks of concrete into Angens Pond very late at night.
A woman with her head and right arm and left leg chopped off has every so often been seen seated at the dining table in a Belvidere flat annihilating a glove. In any event, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't
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go looking for.
A space invader from the cosmos is occasionally witnessed walking through a flat in Belvidere.
An extremely large pony has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances in Cat Swamp in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to hide a body.
A gigantic puma may once in a while be seen riding on a
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donkey next to a road in close proximity to Belvidere.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been witnessed reading a book up on the summit of High Rock Mountain.
A soldier's uniform wandering around lacking a body in it is regularly observed in Jackson Valley at the stroke of midnight gripping a human skull. A local man alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Belvidere long ago. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that is rather not messed with.
A space alien from planet Mercury has supposedly been distinguished on one or two instances at a pay phone in Belvidere using the telephone.
Genghis Khan may repeatedly be noticed strolling through a Belvidere vicinity cemetery.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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