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These are some lies we made up about Belmar.
An extremely large doe has every now and then been witnessed mailing a package at a Belmar post office.
A large bloodcurdling ghost is every so often distinguished looking down into the water at Bass Point late at night.
The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a confederate uniform has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions heaving boulders into Alberta Lake very late at night.
The phantom of a chained up guy can occasionally be noticed at Allaire Dam on a dark night smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood has often been perceived reading a tabloid at Kepwel Spring at midnight.
A man with a large hole through his chest is repeatedly distinguished seeking someone in Allaire State Park late at night. No matter what folks verbalize, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Vasco da Gama has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances grasping a headbone by Cooks Creek.
A space invader
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from Jupiter can be perceived repeatedly weeping by Bear Swamp Brook.
A man having the head of a devil is every now and then observed talking into the air as if somebody in addition was present.
An extremely large donkey may every so often be witnessed on the summit of Lippincort Hill after midnight watching the view.
A medusa
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was noticed walking a dog at night on a murky Belmar residential road.
A woman in flames, gripping a gasoline tank came into view watching movies in a Belmar living room late at night. The onlooker was terrified and fled.
A colossal baboon was perceived in Gateway National Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters terrifying people.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy appeared rummaging around in trash cans on a Belmar road.
An extraterrestrial was noticed turning toward the bystander in Riverbank State Park quite near the ranger station.
A gargantuan finch has repeatedly been observed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Belmar.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly made out staring at an old man sleeping on the floor in a trailer in Belmar.
A space man from Jupiter has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions in a convenience store in the Belmar neighborhood.
The spirit of a farmer wearing a worn hat may regularly be made out trying
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on socks in a Belmar building. Some of the people here allege this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Belmar.
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Ghost Sightings From Belmar
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Ghost Sightings From Belmar
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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