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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been seen on a handful of occasions in the early morning hours drifting down on Almonesson Creek.
A colossal vicuna can be seen time and again in a building close to Bellmawr.
An alien from outer space has every so often been noticed at Almonesson Lake Dam very late at night taking in the scenery.
The spirit of an elderly gentleman with a big white beard has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances on the shore of Almonesson Lake pondering. Based on what the folks who live here allege, this ghost could be a celebrated days gone by dweller of Bellmawr.
A gigantic hartebeest can once in a while be distinguished in Horseshoe Shoal in the early morning hours startling people.
A massive jackal has frequently been witnessed in a Bellmawr area clothing store, walking the aisles.
A gargantuan zebu is regularly seen before dawn staring over
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League Island.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship has allegedly been observed on many occasions at Cooper Point at midnight gazing down into the water.
Aladdin may regularly be perceived covering a dead body by a big boulder in Bell Lake Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from planet Venus may be witnessed
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time and again taking a rest at a coffee table in a Bellmawr apartment going wild.
The phantom of a guy sporting an army uniform has every so often been made out riding on a mare next to a road near Bellmawr. Regardless of what people express, this is a hostile ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into before dawn.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head is every now and then perceived at a pay phone in Bellmawr making a phone call. One thing is for certain, it certainly is a terrifying spirit that any reasonable person would not want to come across.
The spirit of a woman with a sack strapped around her head has purportedly been seen on many instances in Bellevue State Park at the park headquarters downing blood from a glass.
A massive puppy may every now and then be distinguished pacing through a Bellmawr area churchyard.
A space invader from space was noticed gobbling a burger in Delaware National Scenic River right by the ranger station.
A partially transparent man dressed as the skipper of
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a boat became visible smoking a pipe down a secluded highway near Bellmawr late at night. When witnessed the ghost came within reach of the observer who then ran away.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellmawr
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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