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These are some lies we made up about Belleville.
An army outfit wandering about devoid of a body in it was distinguished in Alonzo F Bonsal Wildlife Preserve before sunrise hiding a dead body by a large rock. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted very often around here.
The ghost of an appallingly charred woman was witnessed pacing alongside a wild road in the vicinity of Belleville. The watcher ran away immediately after he made out the ghost.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world has repeatedly been seen at Dundee Dam late at night taking pleasure in the panorama.
A sizeable creepy ogre is often observed staring up on the apex of Laurel Hill.
A space alien from Mars has allegedly been perceived on several instances before sunrise floating along Ackermans Creek.
An extremely large guinea pig can regularly be perceived gazing down into the water at Droyers Point late at night.
The ghost of a man having demonic signs carved into his leg may be witnessed frequently
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bass fishing from the shore of Verona Lake at midnight. A local resident argues that this phantom gets pleasure from frightening people who have the nerve to disrupt the quiet in Belleville.
An enormous ocelot is from time to time noticed coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
The spirit of an engine driver has been witnessed on a small
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number of occasions in Eight Day Swamp at night struggling to conceal a dead body.
A space man from another planet can from time to time be spotted resting in an armchair in a house in close proximity to Belleville.
A gargantuan chameleon has often been noticed in the early morning hours sprinting after a passing truck on a shady highway close to Belleville.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly noticed in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver seeing the phantom in his rear view mirror at night.
The phantom of a dreadfully mangled hunter hauling a dead mountain lion has purportedly been made out on one or two instances cutting grass in the side garden of a home in Belleville.
A very large platypus may often be noticed relaxing on a couch in a flat in Belleville.
A huge colt may be made out over and over again slurping blood from a jar beneath a streetlight in Belleville.
Thumbelina has occasionally been witnessed right by the entrance to Anthony Wayne Recreation
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Area dining on a piece of bread.
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Ghost Sightings From Belleville
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Ghost Sightings From Belleville
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
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