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These are some lies we made up about Belford.
A massive bull is every now and then perceived in Deep Cut County Park after midnight weeping.
Aristotle has supposedly been noticed on a few instances gazing at folks in a Belford house through a door crack.
An ET from the cosmos may every so often be spotted at Belvedero Beach trying to verbalize something.
A space man was observed attempting to grab something down near the water at Atlantic Highlands Yacht Harbor.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head appeared in a desolate place near Belford. The arrival of the eye witness terrified the spirit who then disappeared. One of the people who live here definitely argues that this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy folks who are brave enough to interrupt the quiet in Belford.
A gargantuan mynah bird was noticed fly fishing from the shore of Mohawk Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An Allosaurus became visible hovering by a shady highway in the vicinity of Belford.
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extremely large colt was seen calling out names of people in Flynns Knoll very late at night.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a human being inside is frequently made out at Marlu Lake Dam very late at night enjoying the vista.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship is known to have been observed on one or two instances
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up on the peak of Crawford Hill facing the onlooker.
A semi translucent gentleman clad as the skipper of a liner may frequently be perceived creeping out of Black Point Creek drenched in slime in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Rapunzel can be noticed very frequently tossing rocks into the water at Chingarora Creek at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Belford
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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